Visdomar av klubbis, alkisar & andra coola personer!

Jo att meningen med livet är ju att dricka öl. Såja, Nu va den saken slutdiskuterad.

Snart är det höst och då får ni stå ut med mig igen! Evil

Tills dess och efter vill jag samla visdomar, tumregler och annat bra att försöka hålla i minnet när verkligheten blir för suddig (Nya gulisar (och andra) kan med fördel anta dessa som sina budord):

1) Stacy's mom has it going on.
2) "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
3) "The sum of the matter is, the people drink because they wish to drink."
-Rudolph Brand
4) "People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
5) "No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer."
-John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough
6) "Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
-Winston Churchill
7) "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
8 ) "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
-W.C. Fields
9) "Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink."
-W.C. Fields
10) "The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck."
-Warwick Franks
11) "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-Dean Martin
12) "I drink to make other people interesting."
-George Jean Nathan
13) "A bar is better than a newspaper for public discussion."
-Jim Parker, on the importance of a healthy pub culture
14) "God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?"
-Restroom in The Irish Times, Washington DC
15 )"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer Simpson
16) "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
-Frank Sinatra
17) "Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
-Kaiser Welhelm
18) "I'm going to buy a boat... do a little travelling, and I'm going to be drinking beer!"
-John Welsh, Brooklyn bus driver who won $30 million in the New York lottery
19) "Work is the curse of the drinking class."
-Oscar Wilde
20) "Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long."
-Carl Worner
21) "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

POINT BEEING

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
-Henny Youngman

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
-Catherine Zandonella

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