"I'll tell you what kind of guy I was: if you ordered a boxcar full of sons-of-bitches and opened the door and found only me inside, you could consider the order filled." (Robert Mitchum)
It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. (Stalin)
Remember Erika? The only reason millions, MILLIONS died for that overheated rock was because two Erikans were bio-code specialists for the Cluster. (Thodin)
När man blir äldre och grövre i ansiktet, rynkig och medelålders och dessutom skaffar långt hår ser det ut som man är basist i Iron Maiden. (Per Gessle)
Women are like thunderstorms. It starts with blowing and eventually your house is gone. (Al Bundy)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 16:18
Don't worry Michaela, you're man enough for both of us (Hank Lawson)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 16:14
That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one. Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and thre (Mojo Jojo)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 16:11
We're monitoring your mind, Joel. Besides, in space, no one can hear you sue! (Dr Forrester)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 16:09
If you treat Uncle Joe like a member of our club, then perhaps one day he will behave like a member of our club (Sir Frank Roberts)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 16:06
Dames? What dames? Jessica's the only one for me. You'll see. We'll rise above this piddling pecadillo. We're gonna be happy again. You got that? Happy. Capital H-A-P-P-I. (Roger Rabbit)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 16:00
Hakon you know the island best and Jens you know everything else. (Mary)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 16:00
Just like you Jens. Ruin all the fun. (Bosun)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:59
Actually it's an ISA. My money works so I don't have to. (Nick)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:53
Whoo! Heidi! Little goat girl, you are kicking the jam. You've got my lederhosen in a situation. (Greg Proops)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:52
Well, Heidi speaks her mind, but what's on her mind isn't always that appealing. (Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:49
A friend once said that every woman needs three men. One for adventure and fun, one for stimulating conversation and one for good sex. Johan was all three. (Anna)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:48
You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting. (Hawkeye)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:39
Hey you're right, Anton screams like a girl (Mick)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:36
Obviously sophistication is beyond you, Erik. I trust the rest of you will make up for him? (Prince Dirk Blackpool)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:32
Emma is the product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom. (Monica)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:31
Aww... Did Emma pee her pants? (JT)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:30
I shall remember this moment: the silence, the twilight, the bowl of strawberries, the bowl of milk. Your faces in the evening light. Mikael asleep, Jof with his lyre (Antonius Block)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:28
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker (Willy Wonka)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:19
Oh Cyrus, you crazy son of a bitch, what did you do? (Dennis Rafkin)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:18
Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane. (Vince Larkin)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:16
Hey, I used to eat ham and cheese, man. Not anymore (Dwayne)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:12
You think I should bury Lars in the sand? (Twister)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:11
Wenn ich heil wieder zu Hause bin, dann heirate ich Karin und werde Briefträger. (Uli Fichte)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:08
Annette, it's always a compliment when a guys says you can suck a mean dick. (Dylan)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:06
The evil shapeshifting wizard Aku arose from the bowels of hatred to ravage our land (Emperor)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:03
One thing I learned from A.G.: you're never gonna get anywhere without taking risks. (Captain Archer)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 15:00
Dallas, you are the shit! (Mark Shinoda)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 14:58
I've always heard that Dallas has the finest honeys on the planet. (Flip)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 14:54
You suck. Dallas rules. (Bill Haverchuck)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 14:50
'Cause he's Humphrey Bogart. He's the man. Yo, he was fightin' a war. That's what they did back then. (Dr Dre)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 14:49
Man, don't be dissin' Humphrey Bogart, man. (Dr Dre)
Postad av: Jimwazz - Fredag, 28 Oktober 2005 14:43
Detective Sergeant Jim Bergerac (The whole world is a sandwich)
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